I am going to hell. I create nicknames for the people in my life. Several have kept their god-given names. Others weren't so lucky. Especially those who exist in what I would call my love life. They are as follows: Gollum (yes, from Lord of the Rings), Crisco (don't know where to begin to explain that...), the town crier, and Lockjaw. Now, there are friends who have nicknames, as well. The Sarge, the hobbit. Me personally, I'm sometimes Anita, Missy, Stella, you get my drift. Well, pretty much, once you've gotten that name, it sticks. Like it or not, you now have a whole other persona.